kapag feel mo magpakaMaldita…

SOURCE: here!!

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HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.

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HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a

face like yours.

SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a

face like yours.

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HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it

twice?

SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same

mistake twice.

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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must’ve been given your share.

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HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

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HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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HE: Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.

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HE: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

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HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry
me?

SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same

time.

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HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?

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HE: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I’ve already seen it.

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HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

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HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I’m a female impersonator.

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HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.

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HE: Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

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HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

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HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Where I’ll be the rest of your life in your
wildest dreams.

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hahahahahaha… ang bitter talaga ng mga babae…. wahahahaha.. oh well…

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3 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Raymund said,

    Pagbigyan niyo naman kami. T_T

  2. 2

    heavendenied said,

    ahahaha.. ginagamit mo rin pala yang mga pick up lines???
    o_O
    wahahaha…

  3. 3

    Raymund said,

    Ako, gumagamit? Hindi a.

    Wala nga akong sinasabi e. T_T

    Pero kauri ko rin naman yung mga gumagamit e. Heehee.


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